Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Gitmo? This is a case for Barney Miller!

Why did they send this guy to Guantanamo Bay?

WASHINGTON — A suspected Al Qaeda terrorist was captured in East Africa and taken to the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, the Pentagon said Wednesday.

He was identified as Abdullahi Sudi Arale.

"We believe him to be an extremely dangerous member of the Al Qaeda network," said Defense Department spokesman Bryan Whitman.

Whitman alleged the prisoner served as a courier between East African Al Qaeda and Al Qaeda in Pakistan and helped African extremists get weapons and explosives.

The military judges at Gitmo say he can't get justice there! Rep. Jane Harman and Sen. Dianne Feinstein say it's an evil place that should be shut down! According to Sen. John McCain, he's at risk of torture there! And according to John Edwards, we aren't even at war!

So I suggest he be booked at the 12th Precinct. I bet Fish could get him to talk.

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